If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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