Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
