Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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