Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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