Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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