He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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