so that wasnt chicken after all
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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