it wasn't lemon gatorade
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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