either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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