I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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