No, you can still breathe under the balls.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Randomize
