Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
Randomize
