it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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