so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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