so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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