Duck Duck Cougar?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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