Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
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