For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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