I puked a lego.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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