Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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