this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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