I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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