When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
