Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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