Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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