i just made my gag reflex go away.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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