She announced her abortion via fbk
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It was a blind-side dick pic.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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