the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Swine flu is the new snow day.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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