That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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