He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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