Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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