Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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