Porn is love you can see.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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