u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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