The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I queefed so loud it echoed.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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