I wish my penis had an off switch
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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