Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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