big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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