You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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