clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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