last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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