Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
