I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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