i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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