O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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