Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Couch. On fire.
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