I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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