just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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