I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Randomize
