I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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